FRIVOLOUS FRIDAY
A message from kids in Iraq sent to me by cousin Kerry
If you are reading this, thank a Teacher. If you are reading it in English, thank a Soldier
A message from kids in Iraq sent to me by cousin Kerry
C:\>copy c:\mydocs\mydrctry\letter~1.doc d:\worddocs
The above line doesn’t make any sense? Then you never had to learn DOS. I did as I started with computers in the early 80’s. It is the DOS code for moving/copying a document from C: to D: drive.
Move, copy, delete, make directory and every other application had to be handled by typing lines of code.
And then along came Jef Raskin. Amongst other things, he invented the mouse controlled ‘Drag and drop’ system of moving files or documents.
When the Mac was unveiled in 1984, it radically changed the personal computer industry. No longer were users forced to type commands. Instead, its interface mimicked a physical desktop, with folders and filing cabinets. Documents could be dragged from one area to another.
On 26 Feb he was dragged and dropped in the recycle bin for deletion. He died of Pancreatic cancer but he will always be remembered for taking the drudgery out of computing.
As I remember it Howard didn’t say that interest rates wouldn’t go up under his Government. What he said was they would always be less under the Liberals than Labour.
You won’t get any odds on that bet.
How is it then that Beasley, Swan and every Union hack that the ABC has standing by for anti-Howard sound bites is calling him a liar.
He’s got a long way to go before interest rates exceeds Labour’s record.
This from the ALP’s website.
JOURNALIST: Were the Australian people duped by the Howard Government in the last election?
BEAZLEY: Every person who watches these programs and everyone person who reads your newspaper know that the Howard Government promised the Australian people that if they were re-elected, interest rates wouldn’t rise. They’ve broken that promise.
JOURNALIST: They didn’t promise that though, they promised that they would be lower under a Coalition than a Labor Government.
BEAZLEY: Don’t you fall for the weasel words you’re a smarter person than that. You know exactly what they were doing in the course of the last election campaign, they were saying, subliminally and overtly to the Australian public, vote for us and we’ll keep your interest rates down, well, they haven’t.
Not working, Beasley. Only the converted believe you. The rest of us, and an increasing percentage of the converted, remember exactly what Howard said.
Travelling around Australia? New to our culture? Then check here for pub ettiquettee and the fine details of ordering beer. As someone comments, it’s a bit like our railway system – a different guage for every state and in this case, a different name for beer glasses in every state. I travel a lot and have solved the problem by pointing to a glass and asking for ‘one of them’ of XXXX.
It’s a good read considering the lack of gravity of the subject.
Hat tip to Robert Corr
Check this idiot out
The Reverand Campbell refuses to allow a coffin containing a veteran to be draped with the Australian flag.
“I believe the rituals of the church belong within the church building and the RSL service (should be) another event,” Dr Campbell said.
Sound a bit strange on the face of it untill we read of his political leanings.
Dr Campbell, a former social justice spokesman for the Uniting Church of Victoria and Tasmania, is a member of a small group known as Christians For Peace.
He was heavily involved in a series of daily People For Peace vigils outside St Paul’s Cathedral in early 2003 denouncing the Iraqi war.
I wonder just what community the good Reverand thinks he represents. Just the peace makers opviously.
The fact that it is the veteran’s final wish is not the point. A flag over the coffin has been a courtesy afforded returned servicemen since there has been veterans.
The leader of the Uniting Church in Victoria and Tasmania doesn’t help when she offers these paragraphs of nothing as an apology
The leader of the Uniting Church in Victoria and Tasmania, Reverend Sue Gormann, today said she deeply regretted any additional pain the family suffered as a result of the the decision.
She must agree with the fool, otherwise she would have phoned up and pointed out that he was just being un-Australian and to get on with his job of reflecting the mores of all of society.
“I am very sorry that this matter will have added to the grief of Mr Vipond’s family,” Rev Gormann said in a statement.
“I am sad that we were not able to meet the needs of the Vipond family at this time, and I look forward to meeting with them in the future.
What a useless statement. We are not going to help you, we refuse to honour your veterans service but we look forward to having a cuppa’ with you in the future.
“It was not the intention of the Reverend Dr Wes Campbell to offend the family, and we both deeply regret that this passage of events has taken place.” But the church is unable to guarantee the situation will not happen again as it has no policy outlining the use of flags in funeral services.
It was very much the intention of Campbell to offend the family, the country and more particularly, The Government.
Are we expected to believe that a Minister of the Cloth, normally a person of some import, a leader in the community, is not aware of the courtesies offered returned servicemen.
Bullshit. He’s making a political statement at the expense of a grieving family to get his opinion across that the Iraq war was illegal or whatever.
Poor show.
The mans details are:The Rev Wes Campbell, of St John’s Uniting Church in Essendon and the only church in Essendon I can find in the Yellow Pages is this one;
Cnr Mt Alexander Rd & Buckley St Essendon VIC 3040
ph: (03) 9375 1065
I presume it’s the one.
Heads up from James Riley
QUEENSLAND Aboriginal and Torres Strait Islander Policy Minister Liddy Clark resigns as Minister in the aftermath of lies told by her staff and herself.
Facts. Stick to facts says Andrew Bolt
Convicted brawler Murrandoo Yanner, a member of the taxpayer-funded ATSIC, tells the ABC if no police are punished, then “under the law, if you can’t get one policeman, you get another”, because “when someone’s killed, someone must be killed in return”.
After hearing his threats, Queensland’s Minister for Aboriginal Policy, Liddy Clark, invites Yanner to fly with her on a taxpayer-funded flight to Palm Island to do some “healing” there.
We have a case of sub-human thugs attempting to murder police officers and one of their kind, a self styled verbose thug and criminal ‘leader’ incites murder and the state Labour Government Minister invites him to come help.
She pays the air tickets, the Premier sensing a political storm says ‘No Way does the taxpayer fork out for these thugs’ but the Minister ignores him.
The CMC also found that Premier Peter Beattie knew in advance about the airfare funding decision that was the beginning of the end of Ms Clark’s ministerial career.
But the CMC found the Premier’s office had also been deceived by Ms Clark and her staff, and had not been involved in covering up the so-called Airfare Affair.
What’s the agenda there? Are the staff just protecting their boss or do they have a agenda that refuses to accept attempted murder as a crime because the perpetrators are Aborigines?
I’d like to know.
The CMC found Ms Clark’s media adviser Marie Low and senior policy adviser Bruce Picard were responsible for the lie. It recommended the pair be counselled by Premier’s Department director-general Leo Keliher.
Bloody Counselled! They should be sacked. Now!
The problem isn’t just Queensland-based it exists all over the country. In Macquarrie Fields sub-humans riot and try to kill police. (There is no other way to describe intent when the act involves throwing a Molotov Cocktail at police officers)
Darlene quotes an Ivory Tower occupant from Griffith Universty who says the problem won’t be solved by a rigid law and order stance but by
…police convincing the residents they were not the “enemy” by tackling the suburb’s social ills with other agencies
Bullshit. Those thugs need to be very aware that when they behave like ferals then the Police are most definitely their enemy.
Back in Brisbane the Governmet allow clubs to stay open all night and act surprised when riots occur, samurais swords are used in fights, woman are raped and innocent passerbyes murdered.
What’s there to be surprised about? We are just reaping what we have sown.
The Government take police off the beat where they can best ‘police’ and put them out on income-shifts earning the government money in traffic fines. Less police on the beat and more drug sellers are active. The kids dope up on amphetamines that halve their IQs and inhibitions and double their aggression. The Police arrest some juveniles but Magistrates, so intent on social engineering, let them loose with a slap on the wrist.
What happened?
Social engineers promise to turn me into a pariah by making me put a sticker on my V8 4WD (SUV). I’m proud of the fact that even my vehicle is politically incorrect and if I can get a sticker to prove it, I’d be ecstatic.
OWNERS of petrol-guzzling vehicles would be “shamed” with bright-red stickers on their cars under a scheme to be considered by the State Government.
“Shamed?” It’d be a badge of honour!
Sunday, when professional journalists have a day off, produces weird copy, but this article is a beauty.
Under the plan, introduced in Britain this week, large vehicles that chew through fuel ? like four-wheel-drives and high performance vehicles ? display red stickers as a warning of their environmental unfriendliness.
The rating system is based on a car’s emissions of harmful carbon dioxide, the gas recognised as having a serious effect on the Earth’s climate.
I’d say my modern V8 emitts less CO2 than most Hippy chariots (VW Kombis) I’ve seen, what with modern technology and regular servicing my mechanic is very serious about emmissions and adjusts and retunes whenever necessary.
However I still want a red sticker, but I want mine to say “The gas created by this 4WD has addled the brains of ten Greenies”. Something must be causing Bob Brown and his dreadlocked warriors to act like they do.
And I want it now!
The opening rounds of Australia’s next war are currently being primed and loaded by the AWU Generals starting with the 2005 AWU National Conference held recently at the Gold Coast.
The four-day conference on the Gold Coast brings together nearly 200 AWU delegates representing 135,000 workers nationally. Guest speakers will include Queensland Premier Peter Beattie, ACTU Secretary Greg Combet, Federal Shadow Treasurer Wayne Swan, Shadow Industrial Relations Minister Stephen Smith and former Labor Prime Minister Bob Hawke.
Big guns are coming in from overseas to lend socialist weigth to the conference
Sixteen representatives of international union organisations, including from China, the USA, Britain, Canada and Denmark are attending the AWU conference.
Shorten announces his resistance to the Governments plans to tidy up all those matters that are impinging on Australia’s growth and economy.
Mr Shorten said the conference would debate the AWU’s resistance to the Howard Government’s planned legislation to cut Award conditions, scale back unfair dismissal laws, weaken the Industrial Relations Commission and hinder union attempts to organise in workplaces.
In todays Australian. Kate Legge fires the first burst at the Governments plan to control the Disability Support Pension (DSP). She waxes long and emotional about Ivan, a 40 year old who has psychological and behavioural difficulties that has precluded him from working for the past 30 years.
She makes this emotive call
Whenever the fraught issue of the DSP comes before cabinet, I think of Ivan and how he will manage if new rules are introduced tightening the eligibility criteria for a benefit that is more generous than the dole and therefore a preferable place to park yourself if employment in an increasingly competitive job market seems remote.
Be aware that the DSP issue will be long on emotion and very, very short of facts. Ivan’s case, on the face of it, seams reasonable and he will most probably manage quite well as he is unlikely to face change, but the Ivans are not the target.
The targets are those with very iffy, unprovable disabilities who milk the public purse on the basis of stress and sore backs. Becaue the DSP offers more money and less scrutiny, people so inclined have bothered Doctors and Physciatrists ad nauseum until they sign the ‘No work – full pay’ chit.
Kate alludes to the problem herself when she says the DSP is a;
…benefit that is more generous than the dole and therefore a preferable place to park yourself if employment in an increasingly competitive job market seems remote
The DSP was never intended to be a Dole payment and yet we have people, simply unemployed, exhibiting a preference for the more generous, less scrutinized DSP.
The unemployed are not supposed to be able to pick and choose their avenue of access to the public purse. They should get the dole until they rejoin the workforce.
It looks like being an interesting battle. Debate is needed to keep the Government concentrating on reform but I think by the time Howard has control of the Senate everything that needs to be said will have been said. Conversely we will hear and read a lot of irrelevant, emotive, socialist waffle that most Australians will consign to the bin of ‘less important’ things.
Let’s join the fray and be done with it.
The Banshees are rallying. Howard is sending more troops to Iraq and tomorrows press is going to be a maelstrom of wailing. The ABC and SBS will be besides themselves but in spite of MSM’s fight to win the war for the terrorists the fight must go on.
Japan welcomes Aussie troop plan
Their primary task will be providing security for the Japanese engineering and support forces rebuilding roads and schools in the Al Mutthanna province of Southern Iraq.
Labor opposes troop plan
Kim Beasley, appeasing the Labour Left, made some sort of unclear statement about how Labour had said that we wouldn’t send anymore troops. He used the term ‘Australia’s position’ but I think he meant ‘The ALP’s position’.
“Australia’s position has been made, I thought, amply clear to our allies over the course of the last couple of years and that is, they have seen the upper levels of Australia’s engagement.
Why is it that people think war strategies don’t change? By definition, plans do change and this case I guess the Dutch troops just got sick of no drugs and having to wear their hair short to accomodate battle helmets.
Greens, Dems slam plan
Sigh!
Bob Brown, in a brief visit to Earth, just gets it all wrong.
Senator Brown said in Perth: “The reason the UK and Japan aren’t sending more (of their own) troops is because it would create an uproar in London or Tokyo.”
I would have thought it was because we actually have so few troops in theatre that just maybe the US and the UK said something along the lines of ‘Listen! The Dutch are pulling the plug. How about you help a bit?’
“John Howard never told voters he would be sending 450 more troops to Iraq, never indicated that in the election campaign,” he said.
The need hadn’t arisen then you dropkick.
PRIME Minister John Howard misled voters at the last election by letting them believe Australia’s involvement in Iraq would be scaled down, Greens Senator Bob Brown said today.
A bit of wishful think there Bob. Your life may revolve around refusing to help in the war against terror and rallying your dreadlocked troops against capitalism but others realize that situations change and when they do, so do requirements.
I look forward to tomorrow mornings ritual reading of the Australian.
Should be fun.
If ever anyone was totally devoid of any understanding of the military or of world events it has to be Terry Lane, a hack employed by the Age.
In this article Terry is concerned that ANZAC Day hasn’t dissappeared from Australia’s national events.
The anniversary of the Gallipoli invasion is becoming a pseudo-religious, jingoistic event on the national calendar. From a nadir in the 1960s and ’70s when it looked like fading away, Anzac Day has undergone a worrying renaissance
Dam thing just wont fade away. Bloody stupid Australians paying their respect to servicemen who have given their all to ensure the maintenance of a free and stable world.
Instead of reflecting on the event and saying:”Never again do we go blindly and sycophantically where an imperial ally orders us to go, attacking people with whom we have no quarrel and who have done us no wrong”, we have learned nothing.
I, too doubt the wisdom of attacking Gallipoli but it was but one campaign in a long war. Generals trained to fight Zulus with spears in their company and battalion command days, certainly didn’t respond to the arrival of machine guns with any sort of alacrity. The conduct of the war raises alot of questions but the final result doesn’t.
Any understanding of Australia in 1914 must conclude that we didn’t see ourelves as Allies of Brittain but as grown up offspring rallying to protect a way of life.
The same could be said in WW2. In the early days of the war, pre-Japan, it was reasonable for us to help in stopping Hitler. True, Europe is a long way from Australia but even then we didn’t live in a ‘Southern Seas’ vacuum. Imagine for a moment a world with Hitler on a roll. Frightening.
ANZAC Day is not the time to reflect on Terry’s narrow view of the world. It is time to reflect on the sacrifice of thousands of Australians.
…the Turks put up with this insolent reminder of an attack on their territory with what must be either indifference, generosity of spirit or a perceived opportunity to make a lira out of these strange antipodeans who come to celebrate a tragic defeat
A couple of points, Terry.
No one ‘celebrates a tragic defeat’ at Gallipoli. All involved, all those young people who visit and all those Australians back home ‘commemorate’ the sacrifice of the men involved. The Turks respect valour and 90 years after the event see nothing wrong with doing so openly. Unlike journalists, Soldiers of opposing Armies can lift above the events of their youth and pay respect in their maturity.
Your’s is the only insolence I see, Terry.
Reading between the lines Terry has a problem with Iraq and Bush/Howard’s answer to the terrorist problem and is using Gallipoli as a base to underline his superior take on world events. I wonder who it is that we have no quarrel with and who have done us no wrong? Could it be the world-wide Islamic based terrorist cells that are threatening the stability of the world? Is he suggesting that we have no quarrel with the people who murdered the Australians at Bali or the Americans, Australians and others at the WTC?
I am constantly amazed at the people who think Iraq has nothing to do with Australia. Why do they insist we live in a vacuum when we clearly do not.
Because we are seen as a Christian nation we are a target and because of this it behooves our nation to contribute to putting them down. It’s necessary to contribute as a part of the western world and for selfish reasons – to protect our own people.
Terry sees Iraq and our minor contribution there as blindly and sycophantically going where we are told. I see it as paying insurance, trying to protect our people, trying to give Middle East states a democracy and in doing so slowly chip away at the basis for hatred of us westerners simply because we aren’t Moslems.
I see it as a confident, mature Australia contributing to world peace.
Stay home on ANZAC Day Terry. If you go out and mix with veterans while they are ‘commemorating’ their lost comrades, they may find cause to ‘celebrate’ your expeditious removal from the scene.