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Late Thursday I left Brisbane to attend a Central Queensland country show at Marlborough. Driving in a Nissan Cattle truck we first went to ?Chudley Stud? in the North Coast hinterland to rest overnight and then load the Brahman Stud cattle early next morning for the 600 km trip to Marlborough.

Why? Has the old soldier enlisted in the Cowboy Corps?

No, but I once worked at Nudgee College, a local Christian Brother run private school. My two sons completed their secondary schooling there and whilst so associated I made some good friends. One of these, Brian, runs the Cattle Club where he takes young men and helps them with rural activities associated with cattle.
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‘Country Life’

Late Thursday I left Brisbane to attend a Central Queensland country show at Marlborough. Driving in a Nissan Cattle truck we first went to ‘Chudley Stud’ in the North Coast hinterland to rest overnight and then load the Brahman Stud cattle early next morning for the 600 km trip to Marlborough.

Why? Has the old soldier enlisted in the Cowboy Corps?

No, but I once worked at Nudgee College, a local Christian Brother run private school. My two sons completed their secondary schooling there and whilst so associated I made some good friends. One of these, Brian, runs the Cattle Club where he takes young men and helps them with rural activities associated with cattle. These young men aren’t all country kids. About half of the class are city bred and the confidence building exercise in learning to care for, water, feed and show beasts weighing up to a tonne lifts them.

Some boys are disadvantaged, some carry the burden of disabilities but they are all expected to pitch in and help.
Some, like young Will from out west, the student President of the Cattle Cub, is going through the process of having adult-hood forced on him by the tragic, untimely death of his Father. AT 16, and in his last year of secondary schooling, he is the now heir-apparent of a large proportion of the earths surface in the form of cattle properties in Queensland. The normal life of a hedonistic, hardworking rural youth will now be tempered with responsibilities that few men take on in their lifetime. It’s a good guess that by the time he is twenty he will be responsible for tens of thousands of cattle and the financial security of a large Queensland family.

Good luck, mate.

The dinner conversation revolves around cattle prices, chances at the judging at Marlborough and the lack of rain. Chudley Stud owner, Rob Walker, reminds me of Hanrahan, the subject of John O’Briens poem Said Hanrahan

“We’ll all be rooned,” said Hanrahan, “If rain don’t come this week.”

“Ten years ago we averaged a hundred inches a year, said Rob. And now we’re lucky if we get thirty”.

The grass is high and thick but I will admit the dams need a flush.

The homestead is typical “Jolliffe” who’s drawings and cartoons died the terrible death of pollitcal correctness. His Lubra’s and cattlemen were an art form in themselves while his homesteads were all ‘zero-cost, labour-intensive bush-timber and 8-gauge wire constructions.

Rob’s homestead is built from bush timber, the only tool – a chain saw, and the only joins – Cobb and Co eight gauge wiring. It is an art form and just walking around and looking is in itself entertaining. Not only does Rob never throw anything out but he doesn’t let his neighbours throw anything out either. Hundreds of years of rural property history resides on his walls, floors, ceilings and in his yards.\n\nIMG_0596.JPG\n\nIMG_0595.JPG

Note the rough timber ceiling joists and rafters. The walls are all “log cabin’ cladded.

The local Mayor comes to the many parties Rob holds but they never, never discuss ‘Council Building By-Laws’

The after-dinner conversation stretches on as Rob, living on the property while his delightful wife back lives at their home in suburban Brisbane, grabs any company driving by, hog ties them to the railings and seduces same with cold beer and funny stories. By midnight, with the world beef prices stabilized, politicians advised of the correct manner of managing rural Australia and all the problems of the Middle East fixed we retired comfortable with the fact that the world was a better place at the end of the evening than it was at the start.

It rained during the night. The sounds of rain on a corrugated tin roof have always lulled me to sleep but consider also, that in this ‘Saltbush Bill’ Homestead one could actually see the rain fall through the gaps in the log walls.

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A Brahman. Imported from India, these beasts are tick resistant and able to handle the high temperatures of Australia

The next morning we load 11 head, two with calves, for the 700 odd km trip to Marlborough. The ‘we’ is a royal ‘we’ as I cunningly managed to arrive on scene with only my good boots on. Couldn’t ruin them in the muddy yards, could I?.

Strangely enough they managed to muster, halter and load without my help.

Marlborough, some 100 plus km north of Rockhampton, is a typical small rural town half way up the East Coast . One pub, one shop and one servo (Petrol station). The one shop doubles as hardware, Post Office, Bank, Stock feed and equipment shop and any thing else needed. The Show Grounds are about half a km from town. We arrive late on Friday afternoon and select an area for camping and looking after stock. The stock is all unloaded, fed, watered and bedded down on straw.

We have dinner, cooked by one of the boys. Jack, at 16 is an old hand at camp cooking and soon has the younger boys helping with the preparation. I’d bet some mothers would like to know his secret.

Cattle fed, watered and settled. Boys fed, watered and unsettled with all the rural girls around, and now time for the men to continue working.

Some woman, my wife included, refuse to acknowledge standing at a bar is working but we men know it is. Deals to be done, cattle judges to be sweet-talked, secrets to be gleaned from loose talk by other breeders and friendship developed for later manipulation.

At the bar I readily and speedily confess I’m not a cattle man. Although dressed in boots, jeans, checkered shirt and Akubra hat, the hat is actually a slouch hat and has the Army ‘broad arrow’ stamped on the liner. Without missing a beat one cattleman say “fetch Striker” and within minutes I’m talking to ‘Striker’ Rea who, other than being a cattleman, also served in Vietnam with a sister battalion.

It’s on.Within an hour ‘Striker’ and I are old mates and arguments are going my way with his support. He says to some local dissenting cattleman…you’re not going to win, we’re Infantry mates…I’m duty bound to back him.

\n\nMost bar conversations are meaningless if you weren’t there but some very good advise stuck in my mind. When buying meat, the thick fat on one side or end of a piece of steak is body fat and is a big no-no. It doesn’t melt during the cooking process and it’s ability to damage the body is the stuff of nightmares retold by Vegans and Dieticians to their children as bedtime stories. In marbled beef, the marble effect is caused by intra-muscular fat. It is this fat that gives the taste and in cooking, melts at a lower temperature than body fat. Visually, this fat comes across as thin white lines and this is what you should you look for when buying steak. It melts onto the BBQ plate and while you don’t consume this fat, you do get the benefit of the taste

We wander back to camp and have the obligatory ‘one for the road’ after several ‘ones for the road’ at the bar.

Tomorrow is serious stuff. A lot of money is made from ribbons won at shows. Get yourself a “best Female’ for the show and treble her calve prices.

Sleep now, more tomorrow.

Only in Queensland

A lone five year toddler knocks on your door in a small country locality in the wee hours. What do you do?

Comfort her and call the Police or give her a feed, put her to bed and not even think that some mother must be frantic about the her whereabouts.

A woman in Gladfield, a one-horse locality near Warwick, Queensland chose the later option and went to bed while State Emergency Service, Police and the parents were involved in a frantic search for the girl.

The child wandered into a Gladfield woman’s house at 1.30am, was given something to eat and somewhere to sleep, and was not reunited with her parents until after police searchers knocked on the woman’s door about 6.40am.

In what must be considered the most forgiving statement since Jesus on the Mount, the mother said she bore no malice and the Police only mentioned they would have preferred the woman to have called them.

What was she thinking? That it was just a run-of-the-mill sleepover?

I might add that the parents need to audit their ‘leaving truck stop’ procedures as well. I travelled all over Australia with five kids in the back and never left one anywhere – although I often threatened to do so. We even did one trip on Army posting from Townsville to Perth (New York to LA for Americans or London to Bhagdad for Europeans) and never left one kid at a truck stop or Motel.

The Nias Nine II

I received this email from Ted Harris, Webmaster of Digger History, as did every MP and Senator in Federal Parliament.

Senators, MPs, Gentlemen, Ladies, Members of the Media,

The recent unseemly squabble over medals for 9 of Australia’s finest left me cold. I fully agree that the RSL are correct in opposing BRAVERY medals for people accidentally killed. I support the PMs ‘band-aid” solution of making military personnel eligible for the “Humanitarian Award” but that is NOT ENOUGH. It does not recognise the sacrifice.

It is my contention that the NZers, Kiwis, call them what you will have a much BETTER solution and have had it since just after WW2 and applied to WW2 KIAs. (Gees I hate giving the Kiwis a wrap). They still have it, I believe.

They have the “New Zealand Memorial Cross”. It was originally designed for only war deaths (accidental or in action) but was later expanded to include Service personnel killed on Peace-keeping Operations.

The Memorial Cross was issued in the name of the deceased but awarded to his mother, AND if he was married, another identical Memorial Cross was awarded to his wife. (Photo below)

Instituted: 12 September 1947 by King George VI. Awarded to the next-of-kin of NZ service personnel killed on active service (since 1995, this includes deaths during peace-keeping operations). Award is made to the nearest female relative – if there is both a mother and a wife 2 Crosses are awarded.

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The NZ Memorial Cross

I hereby suggest that Australia adopt a Memorial Cross as soon as reasonable procedures allow. It should be part of the Australian Awards system.

It should be awarded in the name of ANY Australian service person on active duty, accidentally killed at work, on humanitarian missions and on Peacekeeping missions. It should not apply to Service personnel killed in accidents away from work. It should not apply to former Service personnel who died after service.

The fact that death is required to qualify would keep the possibility of “eligibility creep” at bay.

I would like to see back-dated to 1 Jan 2001 and no further.

I would appreciate feedback.

Ted Harris is Webmaster of the Digger History Group If you have any interest in military history then you should visit. The site is so comprehensive it rivals the Australian War Memorial as a source of information.

Ted always ends his emails with this quote.

If you can read this, thank a Teacher.
If you are reading it in English, thank a soldier.

I like it!

Even though Australia has never issued a medal, at least to my knowledge, we did acknowledge the supreme sacrifice in World War 1 by issueing the poorly named Death Plaque to next of kin (NOK) of service people killed during the war.

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WW1 Death Plaque

Maybe there is a case for Ted’s idea, although, like Ted, I am loath to afford the Kiwis merit.

The death of a thousand pellets

Two men will face a Sydney court today charged with intending to murder a youth who was shot with airgun.

An airgun!

It would take some clever musketry to murder someone with an airgun. Surely mass (or lack there of) and kinetic energy factors would almost preclude all but the closest shots from endangering an adult male.

Does any reader know of an adult male killed by a .177 inch pellet?

ABC baying at the moon

The ABC are now recycling a comment by a relative of a child attacked by a pedophile in Bali. Apparently it’s the government’s fault – Foreign Minister Downer refused to issue a warning about the hotel where it allegedly happened.

The Federal Government had failed to act to protect others after two Australian children were sexually abused in Bali, a relative of one of the victims said today.

The woman, who was not named, told ABC television that Australian authorities had offered an “incredibly inadequate” response to her sister and nephew, who was orally raped at a Bali resort two years ago.

Presumable Downer also refuses to issue warnings about other risks in travel – like if you don’t take care of your children when in a foreign country they may come to grief, or, when walking down the street in Hanoi you may be accosted by a beggar, or you may trip over the poorly maintained footpaths in Jakarta.

The one warning some people need is ‘when in foreign countries – take care and accept responsibility for your own actions’.

I don’t hold the parents or relative to blame for this waste of prime time TV as they would be stressed, but certainly question the ABC. Still severely disappointed with Howard’s win, they seek high and low for any murmur of poor government and continually have to make do with this sort of rubbish.

Kim Landers tries hard to get mileage but stumbles. (scroll down just a bit)

KIM LANDERS: Senator Ellison even wanted the hotels which didn’t comply to Australian standards of childcare be publicly named on our travel advisories.

ALEXANDER DOWNER: Yes, well that would just be simply impossible. I mean, I don’t know if you know how many childcare centres there are in the world, but I don’t, but you can imagine it would be a simply enormous number.

It’s simply impossible for Australian officials to check out every childcare centre in the world and draw up a massive list of the standards that they meet or don’t meet, if you reflect on it, that’s just common sense.

…common sense – not an ABC issue.

So what we’ve done instead is have a general proposition made available to parents travelling with children that you know, they’ve got to be careful about childcare centres and make sure they check them out properly. I mean, I think, you know, that’s just a common sense way of handling it.

End of message.

Horse Stories

When I was a young tacker I spent some time on my Uncles farm at Kojunup, Western Australia. I was pre-teen and unfamiliar with horses so was somewhat amused to watch my Uncle saddle a work horse (yes, it was that long ago). Reins, saddle and girth strap were all hooked up when the horse decided to lay down in the dirt.

Wondering how my Uncle would handle this I didn’t have to wait long for an answer. He simply took a couple of steps back and ran at the supine horse giving it a kick in the guts at about the girth strap area. The horse let out a huge blast of air and Uncle bent over and pulled in the girth strap another four notches.

“You see young Kevin”, he explained, “it’s a ritual. Every time I saddle the bloody thing he takes in a great big breath hoping I wont notice and later on fall off with the saddle because of a loose girth strap.”

“He also lies down just to make it more difficult”

This all come to mind when surfing the web today I came across this story by Denis McCarthy about a young Aussie joining the Army and his trials and tribulations with saddlery and a big whaler called ‘Black’ Prince.

Go read, it’s amusing.

Sizzlers

I don’t wish to capitalize on someones troubles but this article reported yesterday and in todays Australian about a knifing at a Sizzlers Restaurant brought on a repressed memory syndrome attack from my days as a younger father.

I arrive home from work one day on my birthday to be told the family had decided to take me out to dinner at Sizzlers to celebrate the event. You know the scene. Father gets taken out to dinner and pays for it.

The determined face of my wife and five smaller conspiring faces full of eagerness to commit gluttony swayed me from protesting even though I suspected the worst. The kids faces showed hints of gluttony – my wife just wanted a well deserved break from cooking. (Last sentence inserted in the interests of domestic serenity)

Later, at the local Sizzlers, my stage whispered “you didn’t say anything about a queue” addressed to my wife, (and most of the queue) dampered the Kids eagerness for a second or two but in reality I might as well spoken Urdu for all the impact it had.

As in..uh uh, Dads getting grumpy..Gee look at the pictures of all that food..look at the loaded plate that kid has!…what are you going to start with?…Wow….Cool.

I hate bloody queues and my early Army years of queuing for dinner with the other 5 or 600 soldiers of the Battalion have left me with a pyschological hatred of lines of people. In fact, a good part of my later life revolved around managing my affairs sans queuing. To me ATMS are a godsend.

Dinner progressed with me feeling mortified and embarrassed as my progeny loaded plates and then quickly returned for more. Teenage sons consuming nine helpings of sweets still comes up at family gatherings.

Stress city. I’m starting to understand why this man committed the totally irrational and uncivilized act of stabbing a family member.

I was almost there once myself.

Abstinence doesn’t work

It’s not often I find myself defending Adams or Toms but I question letter writer Martin’s grasp on the realities of life when he advocates abstinence as a means of defence against Aids.

Martin suggests Uganda’s approach as an effective strategy;

IT seems that Phillip Adams and Emma Tom see the major failing of Pope John Paul II’s pontificate as being his refusal to condone the use of condoms to stop AIDS in Africa. The reason the Pope never accepted this strategy is simple. Distributing condoms is not the most effective strategy in stopping AIDS, abstinence is.

Uganda’s ABC approach ? Abstinence, Be faithful, and use a Condom (in that order) ? still seems to have been the most effective strategy so far. The trouble with Phillip and Emma is that they cannot envisage people accepting abstinence.
Martin Fitzgerald
Chatswood, NSW

Is there some religious indoctrination in Martin’s opinion.

I think so.

Be faithful and use a condom is fine but are we to accept that young people are going to be able to fight millenia of hard wired progaramming that demands satisfaction?

Are we going to try and fight a disease by fighting human nature? That has never worked before, why should it now?

‘Don’t do it’ is never going to work. ‘Be carefull’ just might, but the inclusion of ‘education’ in Uganda’s strategy might just make it effective.

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