Digger lost

AUSTRALIANS would continue to support troops in Afghanistan despite the death of a soldier and serious wounding of another in an attack, says the chief of the Australian Defence Force.

What led ADF chief Air Chief Marshal Angus Houston to make that statement. Had someone suggested that Australian’s wouldn’t support the troops?

Short answer – yes, At a media conference at 6:00 am today the question of Australians support for the war was raised by a journalist and the ADF Chief’s answer became the byline.

So the journalsts spin on the death of an Australian soldier has been all about politics – thanks bastard!

After having made his political point that he/she believes the war in Afghanistan to be unpopular and intimating the death is pointless we are finally given some detail.

He (The ADF Cheif) said the pair were part of a team protecting engineers undertaking reconstruction work in the province and the wounded soldier’s injuries were not life-threatening.

“He is likely to make a full recovery and return to work in the near future,” he said.

An improvised explosive device (IED) detonated next to the soldiers’ military vehicle in Afghanistan’s Oruzgan province yesterday, six kilometres from their base at Tarin Kowt. The deceased soldier had been driving the vehicle.

I phoned Defence Media Liason to see if they knew the soldiers unit as 7RAR has some troops in the theatre but that fact hadn’t been announced yet.

Boys and their Toys

Over the last year or two I’ve been checking out nav systems for the 4WD trips I undertake, waiting patiently for a system that would aid navigation in, say, the Simpson Desert and also take me to an address in the city.

Tom Tom, Garmin, Navman, Uniden and the like do the city thing well but not both, thus the surge of in-car nav systems is no good to me once I’ve left the bitumen…”Turn right after 750 kilometers”, no matter how sexy the voice, doesn’t cut it.

I’ve had Oziexplorer loaded on my Laptop for years which allows me to navigate in the bush but whenever my wife comes along she is less than impressed with the invasion of her space. “Well, don’t come then!” wasn’t an option and besides the companionship, there are kitchen duty considerations. Laptop holders are still too intrusive on space so I needed something smaller.

I reasoned the best answer was to find a tablet computer; load it with Oziexplorer and a city navigation software package and secure it on the dash.

On to eBay. I found a FUJITSU Stylistic TABLET PC LT C-500 that seemed to fit the bill but at $999 was a bit pricey for this little pensioner so I Googled and found them in the US for US$275 ($AUD309) plus $70 Airfreight at J&K Sales Inc

Ordered straight away and waited with baited breath for the system to work. I opted for a US Post email tracking system that dutifully told me where my package was at specific times during it’s travels;

Enroute JAMAICA NY 11499 09/21/07 1:24pm

Enroute LOUISVILLE KY 40231 09/20/07 7:02pm

Enroute CAMPTON KY 41301 09/20/07 5:39pm

Electronic Shipping CAMPTON KY 41301 09/19/07 11:25am
Info Received

I wonder if the Aust PO offers such service? Doubt it!

The package arrived on the 23rd within the five days promised and is as advertised!

Stylistic LT C-500

With inbuilt wireless I had the tablet on the web in minutes on my home network. This will allow me to post with regularity when I’m on the road. Being a computer and not just a specific-to-purpose navigation toy I have a full range of options. Email, music, pics and movies. The touch screen eliminates having to carry a mouse and the tablet comes with a wireless keyboard.

All I need now is a good city navigation software package…..any tips?

Otherwise, I’m on a roll and ready for my next trip bush

Taking the unwanted gift back to the store

Angela Shanahan in todays Australian nails the Lesbian couple who are unhappy about the birth of a healthy baby.

THE yuck factor looms large in the case of the Melbourne lesbians suing Canberra obstetrician Robert Armellin for the conception of IVF twins, rather than a single child.

My wife and I are parents of twins. They arrived unheralded when I was a young Lieutenant on little salary and already with three kids under 6 in the house. The double birth was unknown until a trainee midwife noticed a double heartbeat moments before the doctor was about to induce ‘the’ baby. My wife and I could’ve sued but when you held them for the first time how could you have any feelings but those of love and protection.

These women are on $200,000.00 a year, have commercialized the wonder of birth and life and, in my opinion, are not entitled to the love of children. The kids are doomed to a confusing life. “I am the one they didn’t want” thinks Twin 2 while Twin 1 will remember her ‘parents’ didn’t want his/her soulmate. Not to mention…Mummy, why do all the other kids have a Daddy and we don’t?

Lesbians and other single women who have deliberately chosen a lifestyle that reduces the role of the father to carefully chosen but anonymous sperm donor have effectively decided to deny one half of the child’s genetic make-up, one half of who that child is. This tells us something about the basic ethical problem here, and it gives the lie to the politically correct argument that anyone should be able to form a family.

I don’t like it.

More Krudd

Hows this for ‘tell ’em anything and they will come’

KEVIN Rudd has criticised state Labor governments for hurting Australian families with their over-reliance on poker machine taxes, vowing to come up with solutions to wean states off the addiction if he wins the federal election.

Read “Don’t worry about the whole country being governed by Labour…see….I attack them too”.

Fascinating. I seem to recall he had something to do with the introduction of poker machines in Queensland in the first place and so does Richard Congram in letters to The Australian today

KEVIN Rudd says he hates poker machines and their impact on the families of addicts (“Rudd to confront states on pokies”, 11/9).

Yet this caring, compassionate man, when he was chief of staff to former Queensland premier Wayne Goss, was instrumental in the introduction of pokies into Queensland clubs. For many years, former National Party Premier Joh Bjelke-Petersen had refused to allow them into the state but the Goss Labor government, elected in 1989, quickly reversed the status quo.

But perhaps I’m a little hard on Rudd. Perhaps, like Saul on the road to Damascus, he has been born again. If so, I wonder if the redoubtable Gough Whitlam will describe Rudd, as he once described Bjelke-Petersen, as a “Bible-bashing bastard”?

Richard Congram
Carindale, Qld

In the same article Rudd mentions his free tertiary education saying he would never had graduated without the largess of Whitlam.

…..And the Opposition Leader says he also feels uneasy that young Australians do not have access to free tertiary education, which he received in the 1970s under Gough Whitlam’s reforms.

But in an interview with The Australian last night, Mr Rudd said the need for economic responsibility precluded a return to free education.

Then why mention it? Let me guess. To remind young voters that the ALP are mindful of free education and once had it in place knowing full well that they wont even think about the concept being financially unsustainable. Gee! free education…how goods that…Howard would never think of it…the bastard.

Instead, he promised to ease the burden of the Labor-introduced Higher Education Contribution Scheme, which he said was out of control and prevented children from working-class families from going to university.

Why? How does HECS stop kids from working class families going to university in the first place? HECS isn’t paid up-front and it certainly didn’t stop my kids going to uni.

In the first place they don’t pay anything until they have graduated and are in receipt of a salary that exceeds a predetermined level.

So tell me, what am I missing?

Turnbull under attack

Dozens of agendas merge as the proposed Gunn Pulp Mill debate rages. The Greens who fight against any development, bad for the environment or not, have found a green Barrister to say a decision siting the mill in the Bell Bay industrial area would be invalid – whatever that means. The Greens will be against the mill no matter where it is sited.

The wine industry doesn’t want it in their back yard for obvious reasons and more pragmatic folk say it is an industrial area so what’s the problem?

Such as Susan from Launceston

HOW dare Senator Bill Heffernan and businessman Geoffrey Cousins suggest moving Gunns Ltd’s proposed pulp mill from Bell Bay, an area set aside for heavy industry for 60 years, to a rural part of northwest Tasmania. It’s ridiculous to suggest rezoning agricultural land around Hampshire and alienating it for use for heavy industry, especially so close to the iconic wilderness areas of Tasmania.

The pulp mill debate is fast turning into a farce with the intervention of these Johnny-come-lately experts who have no idea what they’re talking about. Let’s keep Tasmania’s heavy industry where it belongs _ in heavy-industry areas such as Bell Bay.

Sounds reasonable to me but then I don’t hate development.

While some see it as a environment issue others see it as a means of defeating the government

Mr Cousins, one of the most successful advertising men of the 1980s, has personally scripted a full-page advertisement to be published this week in the Wentworth Courier in Mr Turnbull’s inner-Sydney electorate.

It is signed by more than 100 people, including actors Bryan Brown, Rachel Ward and Rebecca Gibney, playwright David Williamson, director Phillip Noyce, performer Mark Lizotte (also known as entertainer Johnny Diesel), arts identity Leo Schofield and chef Kylie Kwong.

No surprises there.

Stupid Letters

Letters to the editor or why some people should be disenfranchised

JOHN Howard seems to be entirely serene in regard to the practice of the Exclusive Brethren and its religious brainwashing of young children. And yet this educational practice is no different from brainwashing in Islamic schools. How is it that Howard regards the Brethren practice as benign and the Muslim one as encouraging terrorism?
Paul Drakeford
Kew, Vic

Paul,

How would you know that Howard regards the Brethren as benign – he only met them for a chat for heavens sake.

A couple of points

Howard also meets Muslims, and
There is an element of encouraging suicide bombing, and murdering of innocents within the Islamic religion that is missing in the Brethren propaganda.

The Brethren may be weird, and I think they are, but they are a legitimate organization under the laws of the country so are entitled to chat with the PM.

Even idiots like you have that right.

OK, you hate Howard but at least come up with some rational criticism.

I’ve been bush again

Arguably the drought has broken – I know because I was intimately involved. As I lay sleeping in my tent at Carnarvon Gorge I heard an express train come up the valley. After gaining full consciousness the train became a gale that heralded a wet arse. With 20 plus Grade 10 boys high up a peak we were somewhat concerned and started plans to pull out before road conditions locked us in for a week or two.

We packed and left about 2.00 pm, drove through the day and got home midnight yesterday. 800 km of drought breaking rain No boys lost, hopefully no influenza cases and all home with their mothers fussing over them.

Having bad memories of striking camp with several hundred reserve soldiers under canvas it was always a Cadre officers nightmare that the event was preceded by rain. This necessitated pulling all stores back to barracks and then re-erecting all the tents and waiting for the weather to clear and dry them before we could hand them back.

deje vu again.

Today, the cleanup…maybe not, it’s still raining and little point in it…..could be dry in the bar though.

Now we’re sure it’s not the Sydney

Received this email from Defence Media

NAVY FINDS NO EVIDENCE THAT WRECK IS THAT OF HMAS SYDNEY II

The Royal Australian Navy (RAN) has concluded its investigation of the area located near Dirk Hartog Island in Western Australia that was claimed to be the site of the wreck of the RAN’s World War II cruiser, HMAS Sydney II.

The Navy Hydrographic survey ship HMAS Leeuwin was diverted from surveying duties earlier in the week and arrived in the area early on Friday morning, 17 August 2007.

The ship examined the prime location of interest with its high definition multi-beam and towed side scan sonar equipment. That work is now complete.

The Leeuwin detected a relatively small wreck that had none of the characteristics normally associated with that of a warship, particularly one the size of Sydney II.

The Minister Assisting the Minister for Defence Bruce Billson said today: “The wreck reportedly detected by the Leeuwin was about 30 metres in length and lacked the overall dimensions and features of a military vessel of the scale of the Sydney.

“The Leeuwin also examined a one-mile radius around the wreck site and found no evidence of additional wreckage or features of interest.”

The locations examined were based on coordinates provided by the Western Australian Maritime Museum, representatives of the amateur research group, which made the initial claims, and other third parties of goodwill.

Data from the investigation will now be sent to the WA Maritime Museum for further analysis. Mr Billson said he welcomed advice that the research group would also provide any imagery or other information it gathered from the wreck site.

“While all the evidence gathered points to what this wreck is not, further analysis by the museum may enable it to formally identify what it actually is,” he said.

“The Howard Government considers solving the mystery of the Sydney II an issue of national importance, particularly to bring closure for relatives of the 645 crew members who died while bravely serving their country.”

Never mind…the media has at least raised public awareness of the ship and her sad demise.

Army recruiting ad

THE Department of Defence has scrapped recruitment advertisements criticised for their alluring content.
In one of the advertisements for the Royal Australian Army Dental Corps, the modern woman digger is depicted as a buxom , full-lipped wonderwoman wearing a tight-fitting white nursing outfit.

Unfortunately, many women in the military did not believe the “you” as depicted even existed and believed the posters sent inappropriate signals.

One senior air force officer was appalled by the portrayal.

“I think they are woeful and say a lot about how army males see the world,” she said.

She’s most probably right but I don’t see her point

If any kind hearted digger would like to send me a copy of the Dental Assistant (in a plain brown wrapper, of course) I would gladly display on the wall of my bar. Not as a gratuitous pin-up (I’m married with three daughters) but as a memorial to ‘Political Incorrectness”

In the meantime, where do I sign up? I can feel a toothache coming on.

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