I’ve nearly been arrested, or

I’ve nearly been arrested, or at least spoken to severely in my time about trouser snake problems but this guy apprehended at Sydney International puts a whole new slant on ‘trouser snakes’

The article goes on to mention;

King cobras, which can grow up to 5m and are capable of killing an elephant, are found across Asia

I’d like to see that. In Thailand years ago I witnessed a little mongoose take out a king cobra in seconds and I can’t see an elephant thinking twice about standing on any cobra that didn’t get out of the way.

Back to trouser snakes; A smile and a kiss might have saved me but it’s not going to work on the Magistrate. This guy is going to do time.