Forgive me Father Obama for I have sinned. I see problems where the media see hope and I beg your indulgence to listen to some antipodean thoughts.
With the High Priest Al Gore back in a ringside seat I hope you don’t drop too many dollars in the collection plate at next Sunday’s service at the Church of the Latter Day Alarmists but I suspect you will.
Spend money on R & D for a better future by all means, but any money given to Gore’s church will produce nothing but warm fuzzy feelings.
With the Clinton ‘Two for One Team” lock up your interns and do try and convince Bill that giving housing loans to people who can’t service them is a formula for disaster. Refer to Wall Street for evidence – tell them to google ‘Sub-Prime’ + ‘Clinton’ if it’s not immediately clear. In the meantime keep blaming Bush – the media demand you do and the people are primed to lay blame for all wrongs at his feet – the tactic has worked so far.
Otherwise good luck with this team and do have plenty of security for when Hilary is targeted by more snipers as she spreads your word. As she travels it might be prudent to suggest to her that she goes easy on ‘misspoken’ moments. The Arabs might misconstrue her words as fact
Father Obama, you must exile Bill Ayers from your church. Although most of the people who voted for you either support him or have never heard of him, he is dangerous and a stain on your priesthood.
I know you and he have a thing going, that he helped you start in politics and that you most probably believe in what he does but for the sake of your country and your term give him the flick. Keep on telling the people liars about your association with him..it has worked so far and anyway, whatever you do the media will put a gloss on it. They most probably have sympathy for him as well as I recall that he only tried to murder “system people’ (read: police) and conservatives.
Good luck with Guantanamo Father. I figure by sometime next week you will come to the same realization that the Bush administration did and that is; it is filled in the main by Islamic zealots who want to destroy the US. They wanted to destroy the US when they were captured and when you release them, if you do, they will continue trying to destroy the US.
No amount of Human Rights lawyers will change this fact but it will confirm it if you listen to the them and release the sub species currently incarcerated there.
Careful Father.
Enjoy your honeymoon but very soon, for the first time in your life, you will be obliged to make decisions and actually do something.
I just hope you get good advice.