Just a Minute
Some comic relief from politics.
From old Army mate Paul.
If you are reading this, thank a Teacher. If you are reading it in English, thank a Soldier
CAIRNS has been rocked by debate over the past week after mayor Kevin Byrne thought it would be a good idea to attend a charity debate and lunch dressed as Yasser Arafat ? just two days after his death. Byrne defended his actions as just a joke, but a local businessman of Palestinian descent is far from laughing.Just two days after his death is not an exact date as we all recall nobody wanted to declare Arafat dead until they found his PIN number for all his stolen billions. Nick has the whole town ‘rocked‘ but all he quotes is one Cairns resident.
John Hawash yesterday lodged a complaint with the anti-discrimination board, saying the mayor had “made a fool” of all Cairns residents. “This problem has to be rectified. It’s done damage to the city. There are investors coming from the Middle East to Cairns and this sort of thing will scare them away.”The type of Middle East investor that is ‘shocked’ by fancy address that lampoons Arafat should stay in the Middle East and we shouldn’t have anything to do with them. I should declare an interest here. Kevin Byrnes is an ex Infantry Major from my Regiment and his Chief of Staff is likewise, an old friend from Army Days. When I phoned for an indepth analysis of the ‘shocked’ city I found my friend absent on a holiday in China and Kevin busy getting on with his Mayoral duties. Great to-do about nothing but it does give Nick Leys a chance to put Conservatives in a bad light. You’ll just have to do better Nick.
“Long had done a great service, I think, to put Indigenous issues back on the agenda.”Typicall Dead Parrot statement. Maybe Mark missed the fact that a mob of drunks at Palm Island preempted Michaels task during the course of his walk/drive to Canberra. They have definitely put Indigenous affairs back on the agenda. Michael puts other matters on the agenda when he quotes the poem Me, We. No that’s not the title – it’s the whole bloody poem. I’m glad I don’t have an Arts degree or sometime in my life I may well have had to discuss Me,We. Out west near Goondiwindi some local farmers got ticked off with local youths stealing from them and over re-acted by slipping a rope around one of the thieves neck and dragging him around for a while. The boy, understandably shaken, will hopefully redirect his life to avoid such treatment. The trouble is, the lad has dark skin which has everybody screaming RACISM. If I caught someone trying to steal my property then race wouldn’t be an issue. It would occur to me though, to train the miscreant to associate pain with theft. At Palm Island, police are still the bad guys, according to the MSM. The drunken mob that tried to kill them by setting fire to the police station, Court House etc are using the ‘Poor Fellow Me’ defence which strange as it may be, never works for us white fellows. In 2000, in Darwin, I had a conversation with an ex National Serviceman who since Army days had worked as a builder. For some of his life he was contracted to erect houses for Aborigines in missions in the Territory. I showed interest hoping for an answer to the many problems, but it was not to be. Once someone had died in the house no one would live in it. The NT Government then tried to relocate the house to another mission. They still woudn’t live in it. They then tried to break the houses up using walls from one with floors etc from another. They still woudn’t live in it knowing that a tribesman had died in a building associated with ‘that wall’ I’m not sure if this still is the case and no way do I knock them for their beliefs, other than to say education will fix it, but it does indicate how far we have to go. Maybe that should be ‘how far Family and Community Services Minister Kay Patterson has to go as she discusses ways of addressing the Indigenous housing crisis. People in the communities have said they want to repair and maintain their own houses and that is admirable. I just hope it works.
Surely, there can be nothing more illustrative of impotent posturing than the decision of the New Zealand Prime Minister to sign a non-aggression pact with ASEAN members? It’s a bit like a budgie signing a non-aggression pact with a cat.‘Budgie’ Clark. I like it.
Sir, I thought he was moving his hand towards a hidden weapon or rolling off an unpinned grenade or about to press a detonator or…..you get the messageand the investigating officer must clear him. If the Marine’s perception of the circumstances was that he and his mates were under threat then he did what he was trained to do. If, on the other hand, he went into the room, was satisfied that all inside were not a threat and then he killed one then that is murder. That moment in battle when the ‘heat of battle’ has cooled is a very fine line that can’t be discerned by cameras or words. Initially it is a slow down of nerves, breathing, pulse and reactions – a sense of having survived and then quickly becomes a state of affairs when the tactics change to securing the scene and the prisoners. Good commanders pick it quickly and true, some soldiers have to be told it is now over, but before you condemn anyone slow to change, measure the adrenalin in his blood and the fear in his heart and then comment. If you can’t do either then leave it be. In the long term I expect the matter will die. Sane and experienced men will know these things and feel all I have said. Thankfully, the commentators aren’t the judges as well.
HIGH Court judge Michael Kirby signaled last night that he was prepared to rein in the Howard Government’s enhanced mandate, saying the rights of minorities were at risk of being abused.How long before Kirby’s seventieth birthday or can Howard just sack him when he has control of both houses Must be tempting. On the other hand it might be wise to leave him there so people have regular reminders of what might happen if they loose concentration and vote a Left Wing government into office. Nah. Sack the bastard.
As Labor’s national executive placed candidates on notice that they will have to perform or else, Mr Latham led a detailed discussion on the reasons behind the party’s lowest primary vote for more than 70 yearsMark, it’s no good telling candidates to perform or else. What you need are candidates who perform without being told. Once you say anything that ends with …or else you have lost the game plan. You are not leading. Candidates who understand what small business people go through in their day-to-day grind are sourced from the small business world. Not from Universities, Union rolls, Education departments or Law Offices. Barry Cohen touches on the subject in today?s Australian
A caucus made up of lawyers, teachers, public servants, former ministerial staffers, party officers and trade union officials who have rarely worked in the trade they represent is unlikely to understand or empathize with those who have invested their life savings, mortgaged their homes and worked six days a week to own their own business.Another article underlines an allied problem. Militant unions need controlling
WHEN BlueScope Steel caught one of its train drivers doing chin-ups on the outside of a moving freight train it sacked him. The result? A stopwork meeting at its Port Kembla steelworks and more than $500,000 of molten iron poured on to the ground.If you don’t see anything wrong with that statement then go talk to the ALP. You’re a monty to get pre-selection.
BlueScope chief executive Kirby Adams said yesterday the stopwork over the train driver was but one of 110 industrial disputes, which had cost the steel-maker 40,000 working hours in the past financial yearBarry Jones, the incoming ALP President is on record as saying the Party needs to turn more to the Left. If there is one apparent fact that came out of the last election it is that the opposite is true. Australia is a Centrist-right country and no amount of wailing over latte will ever change that. Throw the Left a bone occasionally but Labour will never get the keys to the treasury while they pander to the Left’s incessant caterwauling about their answer to a better world. Their world is humane and caring but has no road maps to get there and no hard economics to finance it.