Good news from New Orleans

Good news from Bad News Central

AN Australian who was missing in New Orleans “probably had one too many and got loud” before being found safe and well today – in prison. Tourist Ashley McDonald, of Narre Warren in Melbourne’s south-east, was arrested in New Orleans before Hurricane Katrina hit last week his sister Jasmine Mutnansky said this morning. Australian Federal Police contacted the family and said: “Good news – he got arrested.”

Good on ya’ son. Hurricane coming…let’s get pissed.