Michael Jackson

I normally subscribe to the rule of law but in the case of Michael Jackson I just wish they’d fast-forward the trial and lock him up so I don’t have to risk seeing his unsettling weird face on my tv. For years, known in family circles as the fastest channel surfer ever, anywhere, I’ve never had to view his weirdness for any longer than half a second as my reflexes flick past the danger. Must have made it hard for any of my kids who might have been fans in their youth however it would have been a very bad lifestyle move to ever ask me to hold so they could look at him, or listen to his ‘music’. He’s even visiting his sickness on us Aussies

In a blow to Michael Jackson’s defence, a judge has allowed prosecutors to introduce evidence about five other boys – including two Australians – the pop star allegedly molested or got too cozy with.

Sick bastard.