Retired infantry officer. Conservative by nature and politics; Happily married and father and grandfather of eight. Loves V8 powered Range Rovers, Golden Retrievers, good books and technology and think there should be open season on Greenies. Born in the mid forties and overdue for servicing but most parts still work.

All Black cries over handbag

WELLINGTON Hurricanes forward Chris Masoe allegedly punched a patron in a bar before being hit with a handbag by teammate and former All Blacks captain Tana Umaga.

Masoe, an All Black with a hardman reputation, was reported to have burst out crying when centre Umaga hit him.

They were then tossed out on the street by the bouncer….you guessed it, a woman.

Captain uses handbag in fight……forward cries like a girl….both evicted by a girl bouncer….no wonder they lost the Super 14 rugby final in Christchurch on Saturday night

.And was that “punched a patron” or “slapped a patron”

Tee hee hee

UPDATE: Pic above just in from Reon, a Kiwi mate. At least they can laugh at themselves…..roll on Bledisloe

Defence attacked

Tony Jones and Tim Costello combine in an act to dump on the Army for not prioritizing Tim’s compound in Dilli as the most single important location in a city teetering on anarchy. Tony Jones is on campaign here, he sees a chance to make the military, and by extension, the government look bad. He gives Tim Costello every possible chance to respond in an anti military manner with his questioning.
Have you any reason in the past few hours to modify your very angry reaction to how the Australian army is operating in Dili? Let’s get this straight. You’ve now talked to Angus Houston, you’ve talked to the minister and still the army on the ground cannot provide some protection for a single compound, which is one of the few compounds that hasn’t been looted and still has food for refugees? Are you saying that the Australian army is neglecting all those refugees? There are some 30,000 of them as you said earlier in the covenants – Don Bosco School and so on – are you saying they’re being neglected by the army? But you’re saying the terms of engagement for the army is inappropriate for the situation confronting them, is that correct?
I’m surprised that the ADF hasn’t cottoned on to the fact that Tony Jones obviously knows more than all the Generals, Colonels, Defence advisors, political advisors and politicians combined. No longer do the military need all that expensive training; the years of attending course and seminars; the experience that each General accumulates as they undergo appointments overseas in succesive ranks from Lieutenant to General over maybe 30 years. Think of all the money they can save. Just ask Tony what to do. He can talk to the Tim the Priest and between them they can sort out terms of engagement for the soldiers. In todays Australian Patrick Walters descibes what actually happens on the ground.
AUSTRALIAN troops are using emergency powers to detain Timorese gang members in a campaign to stamp out widespread lawlessness in Dili.

The Australian Defence Force has adopted the new tough approach after a weekend of violence by gangs of thugs that threatened to create a full-scale humanitarian crisis in the capital.

The move followed a meeting between Australia’s force commander, Brigadier Mick Slater, and East Timorese leaders. The policy allows Australian troops to hold criminal suspects for an unspecified period, with the possibility of laying charges under East Timorese law.
The move followed a meeting between Australia’s force commander, Brigadier Mick Slater, and East Timorese leaders. Thats what happens. The Army goes into these situations with a plan and adjust it as events develop; not just as a result of a priest castigating the Minister, or the General for not considering his own circumstances above all else but as a result of dicussions with people on the ground with the power to allocate power of arrest to the soldiers If Brigadier Slater responded to every compound wanting soldiers he would effectively split his forces at the crucial first day or two of the operation- a move not recommended in any tactics book I’ve read. As things settle then priorities change. By the way it is not as easy as some might think to shelve off a couple of diggers to guard one compound. A couple of diggers means one section of a platoon is now undermanned and consequently less deployable should events turn worse and that possibility did exist for a couple of days. A short section means a short platoon and noone wants to soldier seriously with one’s troops split. Back to Tony Jones.
As reports suggest big improvements in the security situation in Dili, chief executive of World Vision, Tim Costello, gave a sharply contradictory view. Mr Costello has accused the Australian Army of neglect, saying he had thought it would have make it a priority to give protection to aid agencies tasked with feeding tens of thousand of refugees and that he was “absolutely shocked” this had not happened.
Priest Tim will get his guards when the Army commander feels he has secured the situation to the point where the thousands of refugees have a life expectantcy sufficient to warrant feeding; not before.

Autumn of their life

For two weeks I had lunch with my mother in her retirement home at Albany, Western Australia. We ate in a communal dining room and every day I met more and more of the inmates. One of note was Jack Davies, raconteur, published poet, accomplished artist and Merchant Mariner in his youth. My mother introduced him and added “a girl in every port” Jack’s laconic reply was “I wouldn’t say just one” He’s 93 I went over to his unit and looked at his art. He is just finishing a bush scene and if ever a artist got the colours of the Karri forest right it was Jack, and it isn’t easy. He left home at 16 and signed up on a ship going to Bombay with the intention of signing off and seeing the world but the shipping company had other ideas and coerced him into staying on as engineering crew. After several trips around the world he was heading south from Bowen (Qld) with holds full of sugar and had decided to finally sign off at Melbourne when some where off the Sydney Heads World War Two was declared. He ended up being blown up by Nazi bombers when they were docked at Liverpool, UK where he lost his fingers on one hand and one eye; but a quick look at his Record of Service lists service with the Royal Australian Engineers after that. No war stories, just a long life of acomplishments and the chance to refelct on them after nine decades. The elderly haven’t given up, they just move slower. The woman, my mother included, have a teenage girl approach to the unwed men at the centre. “Hows your boyfriend?” one ask mother. “Nothing to so with you”, she retorts. My mother is 86 and she and Jack are comfortable in each others company as my Mother is also an published poet. She recently won a national poetry competition run by the Retirement Village Chain where she lives. A hundred bucks. I think she gave it to some charity. Don’t get me wrong, they are just friends but it is good to see that interest in the opposite gender doesn’t end at 70, or at 60 for that matter; an event in my life that seems to be approaching at warp speed.

Nuclear Power is dangerous

Hogwash says my American Texas Millionaire mate Chuck. He says, In the US there have been more people killed in Teddy Kennedy’s car than by nuclear accidents.

Fair and mildly funny comment. The only real problem the world has had with nuclear power is Chernobyl but that was brought to you by the people who make Lada Nivas…need I say any more.

Nuclear Power has spawned a religious movement that will never accept it even in the face of stats that say it’s not the bogey man they wish it was. It can produce power and we need an alternative to coal…quickly. Wind farms and solar are not quite there yet and anyway, wind farms seems to have spawned another religion with a parrot being elevated up the evolutionary tree to just above humans. The human need for power being subordinated by the one-in- million chance of a parrot having a senior moment and flying into something he could normally see from three kilometres away.

It’s all rather bemusing really

The ALP are confused (it has ever been thus) about the issue. In the middle of discussing throwing out their 3 mines policy Beasley says they are against Australia going nuclear.

Or. We can mine it but not sell it or use it…put it in the bank maybe?

Maybe there would be less confusion if they told Anthony Albanese to shut the hell up for a week or two.

Personally I think storage of spent uranium is not a problem but then my backyard is too small to do it there. Other people are heavily into the NIMBY approach to any suggestion but that looses its value when your backyard is three times the size of Texas.

Australia has the political and geographic stability and tech-know how to handle the issue safely and make billions out of doing so. We could make billions out of value adding yellow cake thought to enriched uranium as well but let’s get smarter one step at a time.

Greenpeace Reincarnation

Just love the new Greanpeace add;

When you come back as a whale you’ll be bloody glad you put GREENPEACE in your will

Mildly funny but what isn’t funny is that a lot of their supporters will most probably think

Oh yeah…that makes sense….better leave them some money just in case.

Always thought Greenpeace was some sort of weird religion.

My travels

I’m currently resident in Griffith, NSW,  the home of our home grown Mafia and my sister-in-law. I expect to be back in Brisbane on Sunday ready to entertain and/or annoy my readers on Monday morning.

Have you heard the latest Irish Joke?

This in today’s Australian
Up to a dozen Irish MPs were expected to boycott John Howard’s address to the parliament in Dublin overnight, reflecting strong concerns over Australia’s role in Iraq

The criticism of Mr Howard has been led by a range of minority groups in the 116-member Dail (the lower house), including the Greens and the parliament’s sole Socialist Party MP, Joe Higgins.

Greens and socialists are everywhere but I fail to see how there stranger than fiction activities could possibly be “an irritant” for the PM as the article suggests. I think it’s more a case of Steve Lewis wishing it were so.

Terrorist next door

Brisbane could have it’s first brush with terrorism as police charge a man from the suburb of Aspley with terror offences. My youngest daughter lives at Aspley and it’s only a short drive from my place. A bit to close to home for my liking.
Police won’t rule out the possibility that four bombs – some embedded with nails and razor blades – and 10 detonators allegedly found at Amundsen’s Windrest Avenue home during a raid on Tuesday night were being stockpiled for a terrorist attack.
I’m obviously not privy to all the evidence but those words certainly smack of nefarious intent to me.
Police allege Amundsen, 40, used a fictitious name to buy 53kg of Powergel explosive from the Beenleigh branch of international company Orica, and had built 10 remote detonators, which were located in his Aspley home he shares with his elderly mother.
No, that doesn’t make me feel any more secure either. If he’s legit why the ficticious name?
Police sources said Amundsen had allegedly claimed he bought the explosives to blow up trees and to use in stunts for a movie he was making.
…embedded with nails and razor blades? Not exactly a Greenie and I’m sure the actors guild would take a dim view of razor blades and bolts in the explosives used for stunts they were working on. Outside of court Amundsen’s lawyer, Andrew Boe, lashed out at the media for reporting allegations his client was a terrorist.
He said there was a “completely plausible and non-nefarious explanation for the circumstances in which he finds himself” but would not elaborate.
“I refuse (to reveal) … the nature of the evidence, it would not be responsible of me to do so and certainly not responsible for the media to speculate simply because some allegations have been placed before the court,” Mr Boe said.
The media are only reporting what the police have stated and when they charge a man with terror offence surely it’s reasonable to say so. It will be interesting to see what develops.

Welfare vs work

Under the banner No Benefits to working Caroline Overington inadvertantly underlines one of our society’s problems.
An analysis by the Brotherhood of St Laurence found a sole parent of two school-age children who takes a 30-hour-a-week job at the minimum wage of $13 an hour would lose about 64per cent of their extra earnings. “This parent will also have to pay around $60 a week for childcare,” the Brotherhood’s executive director Tony Nicholson said.
“This leaves him or her approximately only $80 a week better off by working. They are effectively working for an hourly rate of $2.66. The Government has squibbed. People want to move from welfare to work but the budget doesn’t encourage it.”
That entire arguement justifies staying on welfare and ignores the values of work itself. The increasing self esteem and the resultant self confidencethat often leads to promotion or permanent work and the fact that receiving a wage is the entry key to superannuation
“This leaves him or her approximately only $80 a week better off by working. They are effectively working for an hourly rate of $2.66.”
Rubbish! They are working for a better life – the $2.66 figure will only frighten welfare recipients as they discuss their situation with others in the dole queue. They need to be encouragement, not sympathy.
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